Below are the 8 most recent journal entries recorded in joeytwotoes' LiveJournal:

Thursday, December 30th, 2004
12:48 am	I think this is sweet: I found this when I was going through old things from my first mission trip... This is a note written by a young pastor in Zimbabwe, Africa, who was martyred for his faith in Jesus Christ: "I am a part of the fellowship of the unashamed. I have the Holy Spirit power. The die has been cast. I have stepped over the line. The decision has been made- I'm a disciple of His. I won't look back, let up, slow down, back away, or be still. My past is redeemed, my present makes sense my future secure. I'm finished and done with low living, sight walking, smooth knees, colorless dreams, tamed visions, worldly talking, cheap giving and dwarfed goals. I no longer need preeminence, prosperity, position, promotions, plaudits, or popularity. I don't have to be right, first, tops, recognized, praised, regarded, or rewarded. I now live by faith, lean in His presence, walk by patience, am uplifted by prayer, and labor with power. My face is set, my gait is fast, my goal is heaven, my road is narrow, my way rough, my companions are few, my Guide reliable, my mission clear. I cannot be bought, compromised, detoured, lured away, turned back, deluded, or delayed. I will not flinch in the face of sacrifice, hesitate in the presence of the enemy, pander at the pool of popularity, or meander in the maze of mediocrity. I won't give up, shut up, let up, until I have stayed up, stored up, prayed up, paid up, and preached up the cross of Christ. I am a disciple of Jesus. I must go till he comes, give till I drop, preach till all know, and work till He stops me. And when He comes for His own, he will have no problem recognizing me... my banner will be clear." Say what you will... Current Mood: impressed (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, December 12th, 2004
4:10 pm	Excitement Only 7 more days of school until 2005! I am excited about that... Life isn't as boring as it used to be. I am actually having a really good amount of fun, so come join me! Yeah... the bengals got screwed by the ref from auburn... Incredibly and terribly screwed... Patriots got lucky as hell. Current Mood: aggravated (Comment on this)
Monday, November 29th, 2004
10:31 pm	Boredom Life is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo boring right now... I am so bored with everything... We need some excitement soon people! I can't wait for Kickin' Koalas to start up because that will be a lot of fun... Anyone have anything else exciting to tell me? ANYONE! ANYONE! UH, i'm rather bored... I want to do something that is incredibly fun this weekend. Not that our weekends aren't fun... well... we just need to do something other than go somewhere and sit around! anyway, we should do something incredibly crazy on either thursday night or saturday night. Any suggestions? Current Mood: bored (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, November 28th, 2004
12:46 am	Spiders are tasty Some may say that spiders are freaky and ugly and scary, but I say, "Spiders are delicious." You may wonder why I say that spiders are delicious, but then again, have you tried one before? So it is 2 AM in the morning on Saturday, and Max, me, my brother Matt, his girlfriend Amanda, my sister Laura, and her husband Rob all go to the International House of Pancakes. It is known to some as IHOP. Well, it was there where I witnessed something I have never seen before. About 5 minutes after Max left, we get our food. I have a BLT, which tasted like crap because the bacon was barely cooked... But it is not what I had that makes this story, it is what my sister had. We are all about to dig in to our seemingly delicious food, and then we discover that there is another who wanted to eat with us. Right as my sister was about to put her fork into her omelete, a spider came running out of her food and attacked us. "Not knowing what else to do, I picked up the spider and ate it... It tasted kind of like incredibly burnt chicken, but hey, it was still better than the bacon I had just bit into." That is what went through my mind of what I thought could happen, but luckily, it didn't, and my brother-in-law crushed the spider with his napkin. After this, I had completely lost my appetite, and after telling the manager that a spider was in the food of my sister, we got free food. However, the food tasted terrible and my first, and probably last, visit to IHOP was very ungratifying. Moral of the story: If you want free food, put a dead spider in your food! But seriously, next time you go to IHOP, ask for the spider infested omelete, it was easily the most tasty thing of all the things we ate... Current Mood: aggravated (Comment on this)
Monday, November 15th, 2004
10:02 pm	Sushi.... rolled up vomit? fish? or deliciousness in a roll? So a while ago I tried this substance known as sushi. It smelled terrible. It looked terrible. It felt terrible. Yet, ironically, it tasted like vomit. I would know, not long after eating it, I tasted vomit. It tasted like mouthwash compared to the sushi. I was contemplating death but I decided that I must move on because I don't want others to also have to go through the pain of tasting that fabulous fun filled fish-like food rolled up in a round roll-like rice-covered ronchy piece of poo! i thoroughly recommend next time you contemplate eating sushi that you just have a water instead. when the waitress who you have no idea what she is saying asks you what you want, just smile, nod, and say, "I'll have a water." it will easily be the best choice you make all night. In fact, maybe you should just get a dessert or pour soy sauce into my drink to ruin it. In fact, maybe you should just force me to eat sushi against my will then laugh at me when i struggle to swallow it. Yeah, great friends... pshhh! Sickening... shudderrrrrrr, shudderrrrrr. oh how i hate sushi. my hate for sushi is like my hate for max; he may look elegant, but he tastes like crap! I wouldn't know... but he does run a fast mile :) hey max, does this ring a bell? "hey dude, we can't find any parking so we're just going to go to Steak 'n Shake, but don't worry, i'll be a good friend and wait for you at my car if you want to run down here!!!!!!!!!!" :P I love my life! Current Mood: grumpy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
8:59 pm	Shrek 2 EPIC! Current Mood: full (Comment on this)
8:58 pm	Evan = Loser So it turns out that Evan is a loser... We are at my house right... roughly 1 in the morning... and here is evan just chillin here all like, "yeah, my name is revoiution, and i am the greatest Halo player ever. but believe me guys, i am 100% modest about it." evan is just chillin in a tank right outside the opponents base blowing them away when they respawn, and meanwhile, nick and max are pissing all over everything in fury. max, with his ghost, starts flying around in circles around our base doing the same thing, and we sit there with a standstill and finally, the game ends... thank God... so now we are playing poker... worthless... i lost... again... but no sadness here, we got to play football in the mud. i have now realized that all the people i hang out with, besides a couple, like hart, are a bunch of wimps! :P They are like, "OH NO! an angry man is charging full speed at me! time to take a fall!" haha, yeah... he is quite scary, but he is an outstanding qb. he had two 100 yards connections with yours truly on an easy 10 yard out route. being the badass that i am, i zoomed right through the entire other team almost untouched :) that was our night, but not in that order... it was a blast. Current Mood: bitchy (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 4th, 2004
8:01 pm	Interesting letter??? I think so FOUND AT OREILLY.COM Very interesting... Dear O’Reilly, So today we got to see something oh so sad, so sad that tears flew from my eyes like the hair off of the head of Patrick Stewart. Yes my friends, after Kerry had spake, I looked around and saw my comrades in battle MISERABLE, oh how miserable they were, the miserableness so full of misery that even watching Kerry attempt to have a good speech nary gave a chuckle. We were sad; all hopes were gone; we knew we would have to deal with four more years of Bush, yet, we remembered, YES! we remembered that day in 2000 when we were screwed with a screwdriver screwing so fast that not even a whimper could be heard, only a complaint. Hours upon hours we had remembered of the glorious stand the Democrats took. Be it, "Bush stole the election," "Bush is an election stealer," "The election was stolen by Bush, " "Bush had stolen the election," or even, "Stolen, was the election, by Bush, " WE HAD IT COVERED! Every angle, every thought, every idea was covered. We knew he stole it, and we could complain about it in more ways than a liberal about a stolen election... oh wait... Yet my friends, we turn 2000 to now, with no more hanging chads, only hanging people in the streets with their genitals cut off. This will happen now that Bush has been elected. Our pets will be murdered, our 6 year olds will be suiting up for war, and of course, our abortions will be limited. No longer will we be able to have sex unprotected wherever and whenever we want because Bush will steal our freedom. Bush is a stealer, AN ELECTION STEALER! For four years we have been able to complain about Bush. Let's think about this, BUSH IS A FLIP-FLOPPER WHO HAS DONE NOTHING! He stole the election in 2000 and even after he said that he would not steal the election in 2000. He went to war with Iraq after clearly saying that he thought Saddam was a threat. Flip-flops? I think so... Oh how angry this makes me. I am so furious with anger that I will shake my fist in a fist of rage with my fist. Bush ruined this country. Life was perfect with Clinton, my personal savior from intelligence. Bush has done nothing but make me smarter. How can I complain if I am smart? How can I think everything Bush does is all because of him stealing the election in 2000. Bush is the worst president ever! He is a dumbass, and his cabinet staff group of guys are all dumbasses too. They are so stupid that they think Bush will give them tax cuts. Bush is so stupid that he put our nation a bajillion dollars into debt all because he had to pay in order to steal the election in 2000. He is afraid of commitment. He thinks he is better than John Kerry, and he certainly isn't. Kerry gave his straightforward opinion on everything. Bush is still thinking about how he stole the election in 2000 and he won't get over it. So now we have to face the facts. Kerry will never be in this position again. Yet, we stand in excitement saluting the greatest WAR HERO ever! I go back to the election in 2004 and remember those Ohioites. They are so stupid. Stupider than a rock. YEAH! They are about as stupid as... a stupid person. They voted for Bush. But finally, I must thank them for if Kerry had won, I would not be able to write this letter right now declaring the stupidity of the Republican Party and all those damn mouse fearing elephants in this world. Yeah, they are huge fat things and they are afraid of little ittsy-bittsy bugs. So thankfully, I will have four more years where I can bitch and moan about everything in this world instead of dealing with it. You know why? Because I am perfect, and so are all of my comrades in this great war we will fight against tyranny and oppression for the next four years. A wise man once said, "If all men were angels, there would be no need for government." YEAH! TAKE THAT! With great honor and respect for John Kerry, Ted Kennedy Current Mood: amused (Comment on this)